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[15 Jan 2036|09:21pm] |
Hewitt: "No. I did actually suck a cock once, when I was about 13. I took it out and went, I don't know about that." It didn't work for you? Hewitt: "No. I'm a bloke basically. I appreciate the trannies. I see a good-looking tranny, it's like, 'Come on! Fucking brilliant.'" Hewitt:"I don't have a fucking clue. Sleazy. It feels underage, in a teenage-wife kinda way, in a 'I'll get you when your young, you slag' way." Hewitt:"And I'm like, 'I will fucking kill you!' When he's up there and he's drunk it's all like that then when he's down, he's all 'whimper, whimper'. But, you know, 'I am not your mother, and I've got my own shit to deal with here. I'm not babysitting you. Grow up, you little cunt.'" Hewitt: "Thanks to Special K, youth keeps its figure!" "Prince or Madonna? Who would you be?" Hewitt: "Prince. So fuck you." Hweitts: "You’re not supposed to drink your seed. There’s only one thing you can legitimately do with your spunk - PUT IT IN A LADY!" Hewitts: "We would never vomit in each other’s mouths. We draw some lines.” hewitt: "Don’t talk - I just want to fuck you."
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[04 Oct 2008|09:37pm] |
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my sister was at her best friends birthday party and in the bouncy castle and OMG GOD HER BEST FRIEND SAT ON HER FINGER AND BROKE AND DISLOCATED IT. I ALWAYS NEW SHE WAS A FATASS BUT WHENEVER I TOLD MY MOM SHE TOLD ME TO SHUT UP.
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